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Laughing yet? You will be..



- "He has a magic bed and-" "A MAGIC BED??!"
(..or does the magic happen in the bed?)


- "We'll call it Bentimar, or Blovok, or GLENMORE!"


- "So if Aaron and Emma were 'getting together' afterschool and-" "WOAHHH"


"Guys..it means you're simply spiritual, not any HUBBA HUBBA!!"


- "A strip MALL, not a strip CLUB!" "What's the difference?"


- "He made you lay down in a bed. And he stretches your legs!"
(sounds like a real playa to me!)

- "I have a blade you can use after class."


- "It's even sadder when the kid doesn't even wanna DO IT!


- "Chaya, China, Jayna, VA-GI-NA!"


- "Don't do ME, I'm like 'OW!' "


- "STUDENTS, please don't BANG while I'm talking to you!"


- "C as in COOKIE!!"


- "Now if I'm wrong don't go 'MS. HOLLAND YOU'RE WRONG AOUHGASUO HODDFSAOUFSAHASF UASFHSA FOASFUAFSUOAH FAO!!!!' " "umm..."


- "Now I know I ain't Ms. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"


- "Did you know there are DOGS WHO CAN DO CALCULUS?! There are CHAM-PAN-ZEEEEEES!!! GO-RILL-AS!!!!!!!!!!!! "


- "UH-UH sir, you don't just roll up on me and start talkin'!"


- "Like how a car salesman always tries to sell you his junk!"


- "But I played with it for a while and sure enough, it went right up!"


- "If that's an organism, what's an orgasm? "...see me after class"


- "Yeah but still, I had to use like a pen because it was so hard and pointy!! It probably hadn't come out for like 5 years!!"





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