"I am NOT letting her drop this until she realizes how big it is!!"
"Now one of the products of fermentation is alcohol. If you look at alcohol, well an adult's alcohol like your parents' of course. I know none of YOU drink alcohol-" "DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please refrain from talking while I'm DOING THIS!!"
(Aaron talking to someone-)"Psh, Nina does it everyday!" Nina- "WHAT?!?!?!?" "I WAS TALKING ABOUT CLOSING BAILEY'S LOCKER!!!!" "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"And if I'm WRONGGG, Imma call Julia up here and Imma say 'JULIA. I was WRONGGG!!' "
"YEAH!! And sometimes their antlers get stuck together and then they DIE!!!!!!!!" *silence..*
" (Julia and Aaron talking about the sub-) "Goshhh anger MANAGEMENT!!" (Substitute-) "Who has anger management??" (Both of us-) "NINA."
" *Nina slaps aaron* I DO NOT!!!!!!! "
"Fungi jumping!!!!!!!!"
"Has anyone ever heard deer mating in 'da woods? I mean not like the, YA KNOW, but head-buttin', urinatin'.."
"Oh 'das 'da french side of meh"
"There's stuff in the urine that makes them go "oo 'dats a BIG ONE!!"
"speak to the HAND" -Ms. Holland (Substitute)
(In band class) "You finger I'll blow!!!"
"ooh look at my cute little raccoon!!" "is that a butt?!"
"I was watching the..whatcha call it now? The channel o' nature?"
"I'm proud to say my squirrel.. is a jellybean with a tail!!"
"Squirrels eat nuts!!!!" "What?! 'GIRLS?!' " "haha nooo squirrels!! well...SOME girls do i guess.."
"STOP BANGING IN MY LOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh f***!" (Teacher-)"Ducky ducky ducky..."
"You can do it horizontally or vertically."
(On facebook-) "ooh i just poked you back!!"
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