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"I am NOT letting her drop this until she realizes how big it is!!"


"Now one of the products of fermentation is alcohol. If you look at alcohol, well an adult's alcohol like your parents' of course. I know none of YOU drink alcohol-" "DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"Please refrain from talking while I'm DOING THIS!!"


(Aaron talking to someone-)"Psh, Nina does it everyday!" Nina- "WHAT?!?!?!?" "I WAS TALKING ABOUT CLOSING BAILEY'S LOCKER!!!!" "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


"And if I'm WRONGGG, Imma call Julia up here and Imma say 'JULIA. I was WRONGGG!!' "


"YEAH!! And sometimes their antlers get stuck together and then they DIE!!!!!!!!" *silence..*


" (Julia and Aaron talking about the sub-) "Goshhh anger MANAGEMENT!!" (Substitute-) "Who has anger management??" (Both of us-) "NINA."


" *Nina slaps aaron* I DO NOT!!!!!!! "


"Fungi jumping!!!!!!!!"


"Has anyone ever heard deer mating in 'da woods? I mean not like the, YA KNOW, but head-buttin', urinatin'.."



"Oh 'das 'da french side of meh"


"There's stuff in the urine that makes them go "oo 'dats a BIG ONE!!"


"speak to the HAND" -Ms. Holland (Substitute)


(In band class) "You finger I'll blow!!!"


"ooh look at my cute little raccoon!!" "is that a butt?!"


"I was watching the..whatcha call it now? The channel o' nature?"


"I'm proud to say my squirrel.. is a jellybean with a tail!!"


"Squirrels eat nuts!!!!" "What?! 'GIRLS?!' " "haha nooo squirrels!! well...SOME girls do i guess.."


"STOP BANGING IN MY LOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"Oh f***!" (Teacher-)"Ducky ducky ducky..."


"You can do it horizontally or vertically."


(On facebook-) "ooh i just poked you back!!"

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- "He has a magic bed and-" "A MAGIC BED??!"
(..or does the magic happen in the bed?)


- "We'll call it Bentimar, or Blovok, or GLENMORE!"


- "So if Aaron and Emma were 'getting together' afterschool and-" "WOAHHH"


"Guys..it means you're simply spiritual, not any HUBBA HUBBA!!"


- "A strip MALL, not a strip CLUB!" "What's the difference?"


- "He made you lay down in a bed. And he stretches your legs!"
(sounds like a real playa to me!)

- "I have a blade you can use after class."


- "It's even sadder when the kid doesn't even wanna DO IT!


- "Chaya, China, Jayna, VA-GI-NA!"


- "Don't do ME, I'm like 'OW!' "


- "STUDENTS, please don't BANG while I'm talking to you!"


- "C as in COOKIE!!"


- "Now if I'm wrong don't go 'MS. HOLLAND YOU'RE WRONG AOUHGASUO HODDFSAOUFSAHASF UASFHSA FOASFUAFSUOAH FAO!!!!' " "umm..."


- "Now I know I ain't Ms. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"


- "Did you know there are DOGS WHO CAN DO CALCULUS?! There are CHAM-PAN-ZEEEEEES!!! GO-RILL-AS!!!!!!!!!!!! "


- "UH-UH sir, you don't just roll up on me and start talkin'!"


- "Like how a car salesman always tries to sell you his junk!"


- "But I played with it for a while and sure enough, it went right up!"


- "If that's an organism, what's an orgasm? "...see me after class"


- "Yeah but still, I had to use like a pen because it was so hard and pointy!! It probably hadn't come out for like 5 years!!"





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